i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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