We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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