So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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