It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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