look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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