Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just want to make out with him forever
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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