Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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