Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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