Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i came on her dog
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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