i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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