That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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