Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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