we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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