"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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