His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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