OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm getting married
To pizza
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
