But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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