She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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