conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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