real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
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Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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