she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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