The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
