She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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