butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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