You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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She needs sedatives and a leash
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My life is pants optional.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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