just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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