I want to have your abortion
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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