Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
