It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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