Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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