I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
This house was built for laser tag.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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