So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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