Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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