I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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