Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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