its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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