Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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