So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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