one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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