someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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