May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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