guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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