Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
