What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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