I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
the day after is always just damage control
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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