I seem to have left my pride at pride
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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