I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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