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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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