i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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