Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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