if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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