is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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