fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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