dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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