Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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